You want a pizza me, punk? You’re not going to like it when I lay you out like parchment paper and flatten you like a flat crust! You should see what I did to that tomato last week. Let’s just say people are using him as a dip for their breadsticks now. I swear on my mom’s pepperonis that I’m no dough ball. I’ll mess you up! 

Sticker is roughly 3" x 3"

Scratch resistant, weatherproof, and waterproof.